Trick or treat, smell my... paws? It's that time of year. You and your 4-legged best friend have been invited to a Halloween party but your mind is drawing a blank on their costume! We made it easy for you with this list of guaranteed** costume-contest winning get-ups that you can buy online.

Don't forget to be stocked with treats for your canine trick or treaters! Shop now and ship them right to your house.

Creep it real this Halloween! If you've got it, haunt it!

**By guaranteed we mean your chances will be really awesome... especially if you bribe the judge with a couple of bags of Super Smarty Hearties.

 

The Best Halloween Costumes For Cats

The Vampire

White longhaired cat wearing a Dracula cape costume

My, what sharp teeth you have! Put kitty's fangs to use in this classic Dracula cape costume. Bonus: they'll have no trouble getting accustomed to that coffin, because, box.

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The Wizard

"You're a wizard, hairy." Need we say more.

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The Irony

"Oh look, how adorable! An animal dressed as another animal that's known for a different holiday! My, how clever you are!" (Not responsible for biting remarks or snarky comebacks.)

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The Cheezburger Cat

Some memes never die; they just live on forever in our hearts, dooming our pets to a reality where grammar has no meaning, and "Z's" substitute for "S's".

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The Halloween Dad

Cat wearing Halloween-themed tie

Somedays, you want to show up to work, do your job, and collect a paycheck. Somedays, you go in with the goal of embarrassing the kids.

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The Best Halloween Costumes For Dogs

 

The Sci-Fi Nerd

Your dog, I am. Trying to find my bones? You are looking in Alderaan places. Just be prepared to run into an old curmudgeon-y guy dressed up as Luke Skywalker and asking about "The sacred Jedi texts!"

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The HOT Dog (get it?)

Oh, Hot Dog! This barkin’ costume is allows your dog to be a dog…. a hot dog! Just don’t forget the condiments!

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The Rockstar

Did your dog just see the Freddie Mercury movie and can't stop singing We Will Rock You? This is the costume for them.

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The Name Correction

Tired of being called a long boi? This special costume for greyhounds is a reminder that the bus service was actually named after our speedy four-legged friends. At least they can aspire to be as fast as a greyhound dog.

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The Chow Hound

Some dogs just aren't meant to wear costumes. This costume is just enough to collect biscuits while trick or treating, without having to deal with that crappy elastic band on your facemask.

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However, if you choose to dress up this Halloween, don't forget to snap pics and definitely don't be the house without dog treats!

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